"Quick James, get in the fucking car! We got five minutes to get outta here before the guards show up."
"Just one more minute, I think I've almost got it now."
"Quit dicking around James, we got what we came here for, now lets GO!"
"Just...gimme a second ok?? I'm so close..."
"Thats it, I'm outta here. You can fend for yourself. Goodbye James."
"Wait, you can't just leave me here! MICHAEL!! Fuck, FUCK!
"Hey you! Stop! Put the device down and raise your hands where we can see them! We WILL shoot!"
"Go fuck y---"
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"What a crazy bastard. First time I've ever seen someone care so little about their own life. I've been a guard at ElectronoCorp for almost 13 years now, and we've had people try to steal our software before, but this was something else."
"I know Mac, it's unbelievable. I'm just glad we caught his accomplice before he escaped with all of our new programs. We could've lost tens of millions in pirated sales if he managed to copy everything before we could stop him."
"I still don't understand his partner though. I mean, I know our virtual reality Tetris program is fun, but dying for it? It just seems crazy to me."
"Well, he did top the high score list at least. I guess his life wasn't a complete waste."
Haha this made me laugh. I Really enjoyed reading your post. Most of the dialogue ones were really serious but yours was rather funny.
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